Behind the I in ME.

Ask me anything   Tyler Mohnay.
A complex individual.

"i was in this parade... it was in the clouds.... on cloud 9 to be exact..... &&all was well"

    But first, lemme take a selfie.

    But first, lemme take a selfie.

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    My niece is here!!!!! Yaaaayyyyyy @iicraveu congrats #bff #22years #everythingisnew !!

    My niece is here!!!!! Yaaaayyyyyy @iicraveu congrats #bff #22years #everythingisnew !!

    — 20 hours ago
    #everythingisnew  #22years  #bff 





    Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

    i just want to hug all of them

    Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

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    I was eating with my friend and her boyfriend. I notice something in her hair and i was like “aye, there is something in your hair girl” and she was like “oh can you get it out fo me?” I leaned in


    ….i smell shit coming from her hair and i saw a piece of shit in her hair. 

    Long story short. Her boyfriend has a fetish of feces.



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    The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

    I got everything but the Intervention part.

    Yes Samuel!

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    10 Things we will all miss from our childhood..

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    Are you happy you made me cry you sick son/daughter/gender neutral progeny of a bitch/bastard/gender neutral insult.  

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